Steven Wright is the best!!
September 9, 2006
“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.” ~~ Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? ~~ Steven Wright
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