Archive for October 16th, 2006
Steven Wright is Fantastic!
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Isn’t the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
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