Posts filed under 'Strictly Humor'
Two More Great Links Sent to Me…
You really MUST go read this blog’s post! I am still chuckling! 
You won’t believe this! You really have to see it!
1 comment October 27, 2006
The Well Dressed Cat on Halloween
I thought I’d share a very cute cat in a costume photo with you. Enjoy!
I was just sent this link to Halloween Tampon Projects. I mean, EEEWWW! (But the ghost is kinda cute…)
1 comment October 26, 2006
Funny!!
I was browsing through some of the blogs I read regularly and found this post about an office prank. How many of us rely on those little squares of paper to remind us of everything important at work?
Ok, I admit it. Guilty, as charged.
In fact, sadly, this is a little too close to what my office looks like some days than I’d like to admit. 
Enjoy!
Add comment October 25, 2006
Steven Wright is Fantastic!
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Isn’t the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
Add comment October 16, 2006
Sad, But True…
“Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Washington, D.C. is full of examples of this….
Add comment October 12, 2006
Fun Quotes for Today
“It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.” ~~ Mark Twain
“We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.” ~~ John M. Ford
“A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.” ~~ Burt Bacharach
1 comment October 9, 2006
Truly Scary Photo!!
Open this link at your own risk!!
My goofy co-worker and friend, Jonathan, just sent me this. I figure it can only mean one of two possible things:
1. The plague of the locusts is much worse than we thought and life as we know it is soon to come to an end…
OR
2. This poor unfortunate bug got photographed when it was on the camera lens.
I’m torn…you be the judge.
1 comment September 29, 2006
Let’s think about safety
The airlines have slightly relaxed their guidelines for liquids that can be carried on board planes. To commemorate this occasion, here are some great quotes about safety.
“They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” ~~ Benjamin Franklin
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.” ~~ Dudley Moore
“The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.” ~~ Robert Heinlein
Add comment September 27, 2006
The Gift for Someone Who Has Everything….
A while back, I posted an item that I thought HAD to be the dumbest idea ever!
Well, I now take that back. This is the dumbest idea ever!
Now, please excuse me, I have to go update my gift shopping list….
1 comment September 20, 2006
Don’t You Just Love Great Quotes?
“A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.” ~~ Anonymous
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” ~~ Lily Tomlin
“If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.” ~~ Dick Cavett
1 comment September 19, 2006
